Strange but true
From the mind of Ted Reeves
Strange but true
From the mind of Ted Reeves
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Unbelievable? You be the judge.
July 7, 2024:
In the dense, ancient, undrained swamps of Allegan County, nestled beneath towering cattails and hidden from prying HOA eyes, lived the Squatch family. Old Trampass, the patriarch with wise eyes and a mossy beard that hinted at centuries of wisdom, led the clan. It was said that in Old Trampass's veins ran the blood of ancient guardians, whispers of a time when Squatches were the stewards of the wild, keeping balance between the unseen realms and the mortal world. As the moon rose over their secret grove, Old Trampass would recount tales of their ancestors, weaving a tapestry of legends that bound them to their lineage and the mysteries of their forest home. Occasionally, distant fireworks would light up the night sky, casting ephemeral colors across the canopy and stirring memories of times when humans and Squatches gathered under the stars in celebration.
April 3, 2024:
Trampass the Sasquatch was an enigma in the bustling Subaru garage. His massive, fur-covered frame towered over car hoods, and his hands, each the size of a steering wheel, deftly replaced axles before supper. Colleagues whispered about his origins—rumors of a distant forest where he once roared at the moon and wrestled fallen trees.
Trampass loved Subarus. Their symmetrical all-wheel drive systems fascinated him—the way they hugged curves, defied icy roads, and whispered secrets of adventure. He’d adjust valve timing with the same care he’d use to cradle a newborn, ensuring each Subaru engine purred like a contented cat.
His favorite? The Subaru Outback. Its ruggedness spoke to his wild heart. He’d munch on Jersey Mike’s sandwiches (hold the tomato) during lunch breaks, savoring the tangy mayo. His size 24EEEE feet barely fit into the mechanic’s boots, earning him the nickname “Big Foot.” But he preferred “Sasquatch” or even “Squatch.”
Chickens, though, were his sanctuary. Behind the garage, their clucking soothed him. He’d feed them, their feathers ruffling in delight. “Eggs for luck,” he’d mutter, tucking one into his pocket. Junior watched from afar. “Why chickens, Dad?”
Trampass grinned, revealing teeth as big as lug nuts. “Chickens know things, Junior. They’ve seen the world from their coop. Plus, they lay the best lug nut-sized eggs.”
And so, in the quiet moments between axle replacements, Trampass found solace. His wrenches hummed with hidden melodies, and the garage walls absorbed his whispered lines. Perhaps someday, he’d compile a book—a collection of automotive sonnets, dedicated to the moon, the sea, and the Subaru Outback.
For now, though, he’d keep turning wrenches, his heart singing in rhythm with the engines. And if you listened closely, you might catch it—the faintest howl of a Sasquatch, echoing through the steel and rubber, a promise of adventure on the open road.
December 15, 2023: IllumiHOA Conspiracy Unveiled! Your neighborhood Homeowners Association (HOA) isn't just about property values. It's a front for the IllumiHOA, a clandestine group secretly controlling suburbia. Their mission? To dictate lawn mowing patterns, regulate paint colors, and enforce conformity, all in the name of a global plot for a synchronized, meticulously manicured New World Order.
But here's the plot twist: Changing the axle on a Subaru in a non-HOA property adjacent to the regulated zone is the secret rebellion. Those seemingly innocent car repairs are a covert act of defiance, a signal that not all residents will succumb to the IllumiHOA's uniform agenda. Beware the perfectly trimmed hedges, for next door, someone might be secretly working on a Subaru and challenging the suburban status quo. #HOAIlluminati #SubaruRebellion
June 22, 2023: The clandestine organization known as Big Faucet controls the world's water supply through a vast network of powerful faucets. This secret group manipulates water flow, strategically causing low pressure or sudden bursts, leading to increased water consumption and inflated bills. Their goal? To profit from the unsuspecting public while maintaining a stranglehold on water resources. Big Faucet is rumored to have ties to plumbing manufacturers, governments, and even bottled water companies. So, next time you turn on the tap, beware of the hidden forces controlling your water, and keep a watchful eye on those seemingly innocent faucets.
December 23, 2022: Blizzard, Schmizzard. Snow's not real. It's just another scheme cooked up by the Weather-Industrial complex to control We the People. Down with Big Weather!
August 2, 2022: Be advised, recent climate research suggests a large cyclical hatch of the Postittello weevil has made conditions ripe for a repeat of the great Post-It Note Shortage of 2019. Don't be fooled by disclaimers! Do your research! Open your eyes! Stock up on Post-It Notes while you can, before it's too late!
August 18, 2021: Ginger Billy. Look like anyone you know?
July 15, 2021: By the way, https://birdsarentreal.com/. Isn't it a comfort to find an internet link supporting what you've long suspected in your heart to be true? The fact that you wish it was true makes it credible and authoritative, right? Right? Obviously.
May 24, 2021: Apropos of nothing, every neighborhood has the weirdo neighbor. This is widely known. If you take a look around your neighborhood and don't see a weirdo neighbor, well, it's you. Yes. You are the weirdo neighbor. Don't hate the messenger.
May 4, 2021: Behold, the Winged Warrior. He's everywhere! He's everywhere!
Apr 12, 2021: Apparently a lot of people have seen Bigfoot but keep it a secret.
Dec 17, 2020: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Bruh.
Oct 19, 2020: Increased sightings of Mothman during the $!@#-show that is 2020. Coincidence? I think not! Why is the Lamestream media not covering this?! Another Deep State cover-up!
Sep 29, 2020: Ode to Theodore
There once was a young man on campus
Whose outlook was oft kittywampus
He studied real hard, and made his folks proud
So now we all know him as Trampass
Sep 16, 2020: The Deep State doesn't want me to volunteer - that's exactly why I'm doing it.
Aug 24, 2020: How did Wonder Woman find her plane?
Aug 3, 2020: Lemme just change that axle a minute...
Jun 8, 2020: Safari. Ugh.
May 18, 2020: An engine hoist, an engine hoist! My kingdom for an engine hoist!
May 4, 2020: And if all that isn't enough, now Murder Hornets. Are you kidding me?
Apr 28, 2020: UFOs and increased Bigfoot sightings. Coincidence? I think not! Connect the dots, sheeple!
Apr 13, 2020: Preparing ham leftovers using a pool cover. Oh yes.
Apr 1, 2020: Ladies and Gents...for your edification and amusement...tedreeves.com is proud to present...
Not even kidding.
Mar 30, 2020: Sasquatch sightings on the rise...Coronavirus on the rise...coincidence? I think not!
Mar 30, 2020: Talk to me about...time travel...
Mar 30, 2020: Sure do have some juicy stuff to update......like the Fed just got owned by the Treasury dept.....The Rothschild's are going bankrupt as the central bank system is imploding.....The German finance minister just committed suicide which is only the beginning of a string of suicides covered by COVID-19....false flags are many as the deep state is panicking.....Navy ships "Comfort" and "Mercy" will be on a mission where one will help those who are really sick while the other takes high profile folks to Guantanamo after they are rounded up and arrested....shall I go on?
Mar 26, 2020: Sure wish I had a better chair.
Mar 20, 2020: Welcome new arrivals from therealtedreeves.com!
Mar 17, 2020: Get ready for Friday...everything's going dark! Or is it...
Mar 3, 2020: Gotta love a Prius!
Feb 17, 2020: Vehicles are hard.
Feb 10, 2020: Leftovers are totes fab. Don't hate.
Feb 6, 2020: Somebody's listening...how does it know?
Feb 6, 2020: Sasquatch - Real? Legend? Conspiracy? Discuss...
June 22, 2023: The clandestine organization known as Big Faucet controls the world's water supply through a vast network of powerful faucets. This secret group manipulates water flow, strategically causing low pressure or sudden bursts, leading to increased water consumption and inflated bills. Their goal? To profit from the unsuspecting public while maintaining a stranglehold on water resources. Big Faucet is rumored to have ties to plumbing manufacturers, governments, and even bottled water companies. So, next time you turn on the tap, beware of the hidden forces controlling your water, and keep a watchful eye on those seemingly innocent faucets.
December 23, 2022: Blizzard, Schmizzard. Snow's not real. It's just another scheme cooked up by the Weather-Industrial complex to control We the People. Down with Big Weather!
August 2, 2022: Be advised, recent climate research suggests a large cyclical hatch of the Postittello weevil has made conditions ripe for a repeat of the great Post-It Note Shortage of 2019. Don't be fooled by disclaimers! Do your research! Open your eyes! Stock up on Post-It Notes while you can, before it's too late!
August 18, 2021: Ginger Billy. Look like anyone you know?
July 15, 2021: By the way, https://birdsarentreal.com/. Isn't it a comfort to find an internet link supporting what you've long suspected in your heart to be true? The fact that you wish it was true makes it credible and authoritative, right? Right? Obviously.
May 24, 2021: Apropos of nothing, every neighborhood has the weirdo neighbor. This is widely known. If you take a look around your neighborhood and don't see a weirdo neighbor, well, it's you. Yes. You are the weirdo neighbor. Don't hate the messenger.
May 4, 2021: Behold, the Winged Warrior. He's everywhere! He's everywhere!
Apr 12, 2021: Apparently a lot of people have seen Bigfoot but keep it a secret.
Dec 17, 2020: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Bruh.
Oct 19, 2020: Increased sightings of Mothman during the $!@#-show that is 2020. Coincidence? I think not! Why is the Lamestream media not covering this?! Another Deep State cover-up!
Sep 29, 2020: Ode to Theodore
There once was a young man on campus
Whose outlook was oft kittywampus
He studied real hard, and made his folks proud
So now we all know him as Trampass
Sep 16, 2020: The Deep State doesn't want me to volunteer - that's exactly why I'm doing it.
Aug 24, 2020: How did Wonder Woman find her plane?
Aug 3, 2020: Lemme just change that axle a minute...
Jun 8, 2020: Safari. Ugh.
May 18, 2020: An engine hoist, an engine hoist! My kingdom for an engine hoist!
May 4, 2020: And if all that isn't enough, now Murder Hornets. Are you kidding me?
Apr 28, 2020: UFOs and increased Bigfoot sightings. Coincidence? I think not! Connect the dots, sheeple!
Apr 13, 2020: Preparing ham leftovers using a pool cover. Oh yes.
Apr 1, 2020:
Ladies and Gents...for your edification and amusement...tedreeves.com is proud to present...
Not even kidding.
Mar 30, 2020: Sasquatch sightings on the rise...Coronavirus on the rise...coincidence? I think not!
Mar 30, 2020: Talk to me about...time travel...
Mar 30, 2020: Sure do have some juicy stuff to update......like the Fed just got owned by the Treasury dept.....The Rothschild's are going bankrupt as the central bank system is imploding.....The German finance minister just committed suicide which is only the beginning of a string of suicides covered by COVID-19....false flags are many as the deep state is panicking.....Navy ships "Comfort" and "Mercy" will be on a mission where one will help those who are really sick while the other takes high profile folks to Guantanamo after they are rounded up and arrested....shall I go on?
Mar 26, 2020: Sure wish I had a better chair.
Mar 20, 2020: Welcome new arrivals from therealtedreeves.com!
Mar 17, 2020: Get ready for Friday...everything's going dark! Or is it...
Mar 3, 2020: Gotta love a Prius!
Feb 17, 2020: Vehicles are hard.
Feb 10, 2020: Leftovers are totes fab. Don't hate.
Feb 6, 2020: Somebody's listening...how does it know?
Feb 6, 2020: Sasquatch - Real? Legend? Conspiracy? Discuss...